Enter my lair... if you dare...
Meow.
Shelob waits impatiently for Legolas.

where is that blasted elf? I hope he’s not still admiring himself in the mirror  or making out with gimli somewhere. 

YOU IS AN UGLY ASS BITCH
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watch it Mr. I will ripe you into little grey smithereens. 

So I was really hungry…

and I decided to try to eat something called a grape fruit. 

I have discovered that I do not like grape fruits.

*pokes with stick* AURGHH SPIDER!!!

*pokes back* ARRGHHH PANSY ELF

The Real One Liners of Legolas Greenleaf Pt 1

legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:

“So your telling me there isn’t actually a sample sale today?”

“But you said we were going to the mall.”

“Oh my Valar, is that a pimple or did Galadriel park her swan on your face.”

“Zero calorie Lembas? Sweet!”

“Stupid dwarves, what this place really needs is a Tiffanys.

OOC: crying.

I’m back bitches.

elvenkingthranduil:

shelobthespider-:

You’re even uglier than a dwarf!

Well EXCUSE ME. 

Your pansy elf self just can’t handle all this booty. 

I’m back bitches.

lotrroleplaying:

Hey guys I’m back! I have an important message: some of you may have thought we were done with the roleplay, especially the newer people. WRONG! We have down time sometimes where all of us get busy. Things usually kick up again when the school year starts. So.. without further ado:
My name is Kelsey and I run this roleplay. If you want to reach me you can either do it here, or for a quicker response contact me at Legolas.
There are some people who are interested in this roleplay and there are a lot of inactive characters. Here is how this is going to work:
IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE ROLEPLAYING I EXPECT A RESPONSE BY TONIGHT OR TOMORROW. AFTER TOMORROW THE PLAYERS WILL BE SORTED INTO ACTIVE AND INACTIVE BY THE TWO WEEK CHECK AND THEN OPENED UP TO NEW PLAYERS. 
Contact me with any questions.

OOC: Now THAT is an offer I cannot refuse :)

lotrroleplaying:

Hey guys I’m back! I have an important message: some of you may have thought we were done with the roleplay, especially the newer people. WRONG! We have down time sometimes where all of us get busy. Things usually kick up again when the school year starts. So.. without further ado:

My name is Kelsey and I run this roleplay. If you want to reach me you can either do it here, or for a quicker response contact me at Legolas.

There are some people who are interested in this roleplay and there are a lot of inactive characters. Here is how this is going to work:

IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE ROLEPLAYING I EXPECT A RESPONSE BY TONIGHT OR TOMORROW. AFTER TOMORROW THE PLAYERS WILL BE SORTED INTO ACTIVE AND INACTIVE BY THE TWO WEEK CHECK AND THEN OPENED UP TO NEW PLAYERS. 

Contact me with any questions.

OOC: Now THAT is an offer I cannot refuse :)

Are those your lovely cousins in Mirkwood Forest? I left them a nice meal...

Wat are you trying to imply here Thuranduil? 

I don’t have time for any of your stupid mind games.